AU where graham gets sick and the other battlebears have to pick up his where he left off
astoria would definitely take over the coding side since females tend to be more meticulous than males. a definite must when looking for bad lines of code
oliver's the go-to-build-this-thing guy. he'd either build the thing or make it, by his standards, better. he fixes things sometimes
bonus coding action:
What bugs me the most is that even after I SAY it's a joke, people still respind with "WOW YOU'RE SO TERRIBLE AND LOW."
In all seriousness, I worry if some of you people lack adequate reading comprehension sometimes. And no, that was not a joke, I'm being totally honest here. Not trying to instigate a fight or hurt anyone's feelings, but after I say I'm kidding, you should probably take the hit and consider the possibility that I may ACTUALLY be kidding, no?
Even if it was a joke, it was a bad one. A REALLY bad one. Thing is SM, your jokes are meant to be satirical I guess, but sometimes you make it sound like an insult. And saying "I'm just kidding u homes u know" isn't gonna cover it. Sometimes some jokes aren't meant to be said.
The hell do you even mean by "isn't gonna cover it?" It says I was kidding, plain and simple. You don't need to sugarcoat things. What point are you trying to make? I preamptively stated it was a joke BEFORE a ****storm started, and lo and behold, it still started. It's not me. You people are just so damn sensitive. This never would have happened if I said this two years ago.
What, do I need to stick a freaking 'trigger warning' abefore each potentially offensive joke I make so you guys don't cry yourself to sleep? And then a "JK JK XDD" afterwards? I don't understand what you want me to do. It shouldn't hurt anyone's feelings, and if it does, then you'll never grow up.
That is some very backwards logic, too. It's like implying they're dictators
And are you KIDDING?
"Think about what you're saying before you post it"
Have you neglected every thing I've JUST said? This is exactly what I was talking about with the reading comprehension statement.
Sorry pal, but you can leave. But don't pretend like you made any significant zingers, or like you got the last word in.
I'm still gonna make weekly art dumps on my imgur tho.
on a side note: I've been drawing riggs' hands inaccurately. he's supposed to have huge bara hands but I draw them all regular like. now he can't fully accommodate astoria's bum. she's sitting on just a cheek over there
Phone Guy "died" before FNAF1... in the late 80's when FNAF1 was opened.
Why would the animatronics stuff a person in a suit with wires and animatronic devices? He is talking about the spring suits.
"if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area."
He is describing a spring suit. But why do these animatronics seen to be roamers like the older models?
They are probably the restored 1987 Freddy Fazbear band. After the bite of '87 the spring suits were replaced by the Fredbear and Friends. The irrelevant costumes from FNAF3. I'm guessing it was a show from 1983.
I don't know who these game theorists are. From what I've been thinking the only people "Purple Guy" killed was the night guards. Purple is the color used to depict shadows in FNAF. All 4 bullies are shown attacking Purple Guy at the end of FNAF3. This is why Bonnie is blue.
Phone Guy is Purple Guy. Phone Guy is the dad of the boy from the bite of '87 and his brother (Foxy) and a girl who isn't shown who likes Mangle. Unless (Foxy) is just a random kid who breaks into your house.
Phone Guy's job was treated with stigma because his job was putting people in suits. Local children started rumors probably started by their parents.
So the boy was obviously bullied.
This is why the guards get jumpscared because the father wants you to feel as his son did.
This is why Golden Freddy also apears with ITS ME!
When children got murdered or disappeared Phone/Purple Guy was blamed. Or he could have started the rumors kids were getting killed to scare the bullies.
Yeah I'm not finished sorry,
The only people I believe the father killed was the bullies. This is where the brother (Foxy) confuses me. Bonnie is blue so they are the bullies but if (Foxy) is the brother did Phone/Purple Guy kill his own son? This was the rotting bodies in the suits in FNAF1. Purple Freddy leads the bullies to confront Phone/Purple Guy who dismantles them. Who was Purple Freddy?
Also, the mini games in the haunt are every murdered child in Freddy's being freed from Purgatory why children would be in Purgatory I have no idea.
The Puppet was the first murdered child. He gathers all the animatronics, the ones who each child possess, to free the children. However, he takes the children who were killed their birthdays masks them up and sends them to Happiest Day. Where everyone is freed including him.
Yeah, that is a brief explanation of FNAF.
What if Freddy Fazbear was Barack Obama in disguise? Think about it. Many presidents in the past, including Obama, dress fancy and his eyes look tired from working at the whitehouse all day. The other animatronics are obviously other workers at the white house aka the pizzeria. Freddy is always attacking you and stuffing your body in an animatronic suit because you broke the law at some sort since being a security guard means you're spying into the White House. Even if the President wouldn't execute you for doing so, Obama will also attack you if you didn't vote for him in the re-election campaign against Mitt Romney, the first phone guy from FNAF 1. In FNAF 2, you play as John McCain, going against the animatronics due to the fact that FNAF2 is a prequel.
WOAH oh my goodness patrick thats actually my theory as well. I mean freddy fazbear and obama both have brown skin so they are probably the same guy. I personally think that obama is a reptilian shapeshifter from the Illuminati so he would have no problem shapeshifting into freddy fazbear. I think we have cracked the code of FNAF