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Your name has been changed by Professor Pippy Pee-pee Poppypants.

NYCONYCO Member Posts: 1,063 Sergeant
edited March 2017 in Other

Thanks to you kids, you made Professor Pippy... Err... I mean Tippy TinkerTrouser lose all his sanity and made my new name "Squeezit Rhinochunks"! But "Oh No" your name will be changed too! All those who refuse to change their real name will be shrunken by his invention called the "Shrinky-Pig 2000"! The bad thing is that this invention would have been used to solve the worlds trash problem if you didn't laugh at his name!

Moral of the story... don't laugh at other peoples name.

Read the chart below to change your name into something ridiculous or else you'll shrink!

First Chart: Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Second Chart: Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Third Chart: Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Captain Underpants and other characters were created by Gidget Hamsterbrains

Leave a "lol" reaction at a comment to drive them insane.
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